do u even lift?
This thought just won’t go away.
To be honest I don’t want it to go away.
Bonobo builds a fire and toasts marshmallows
*silently hides classic rock references in my english assessment*
Dude, I did that on my English A-levels.
I wrote a short story with seven Beatles references, and my teacher told me it was the best A-level exam he had read in twenty years.
gonna put them on my christmas tree shaped christmas tree
One drink every time Buddy says “I ain’t got time for this!”
One shot every time his sisters start bitching about something
2 shots every time Anthony fucks something up
One drink every time Buddy says “The more details she’s a-gettin’, the bettah she’s a-lookin’ “
One shot every time a cake doesn’t fit through a door
2 shots every time Buddy says “That’s a lot of cake!”
this should be published in a book of poetry